This is not the giant bucket full of awesomeness you're looking for.
Jedi mind trick didn't work on you, did it? Sigh. I knew you'd click on that giveaway link on the left and enter the GIANT SNEAKERVERSARY GIVEAWAY to steal all those goodies away from me. The wool/alpaca neck-warmer I made is in there, too - so of course I know that's the reason you couldn't resist entering. Right? It couldn't have anything to do with the other $300-worth of beautiful handmade items in the basket with it, I'm sure. Right?