You know you want them.

Too bad - these earrings are mine! But you can get your own pair by proceeding immediately to the shop of my fellow S.N.E.A.K. Attacker, laruefashions.

I'm in love with the trumpet flower beads, I tell ya! At least now I know what my ears will be wearing to Kathy Griffin tonight!

Suck it!

I really wanted to call my Kathy-Griffin-themed Treasury "Suck it!" or "Where are my Gays?" but as you can see, I exercised some restraint.